BURT BACHARACH lyrics - Sad Sack

BURT BACHARACH
"Sad Sack"

I take her dancing and step on her shoes
I fix her toaster and I blow a fuse
Then I get seasick, when we take a cruise
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!

How can I make her love me
When I take her driving and I get a flat
I take the milk out and bring in the cat
And then I sit down on top of her hat
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!

How can I make her love me when
I drop my ashes all over her clothes
And I misplace her keys?
And, for forgiveness, I send her a rose
And roses always make her sneeze!

Achoo!

The lamp is so bright I pull out the plug
Her arms then open to give me a hug
I run to kiss her and trip on the rug
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!

The original Sad Sack
I'm the genuine original first edition copy of Sad Sack!

The First Book Of Songs 1954-58 (2009)