"Cucamonga" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA

Out in Cucamonga
Many years ago
Near a Holy Roller Church
There was once a place
Where me and a couple of friends
Began practicing for the time
We might go (AI-AI. . . AI-AI . . . AI-AI)
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And as fate would have it
Later on we got a chance to play.
All we ever really knew:
That it was crazy
To be doin' it any other way