"If The Shoe Fits" lyrics - LEON RUSSELL

Can you get us in free?
My girlfriend and me
We like the songs, but we hate to pay
Can I have your guitar?
Can I ride on your car?
Can you give me a role to play?

Can I have an autograph?
Can I sit in your lap?
Are you really into witchcraft like they say?
Can I follow you home?
Can I use your telephone?
Can we crash here for just a few days?
We're from Rolling Stone so it's okay

Oh, what was your name?
You're someone I've seen
Has anyone said that you look like James Dean?
Can I sit in your lap?
Can I give you the clap?
Can a rapper don't have much to say?

Can I have your guitar?
Can I ride on your car?
Can you give me a role to play?
Can I follow you home?
Can I use your telephone?
Can we crash here for just a few day
We're from Rolling Stone so it's okay. Ah ha!

Can you do a benefit?
Have you got any shit?
Have you made your peace with Jesus yet today?
Would you like to be a monk?
Come on lets go get drunk
Do you think Paul McCartney is okay?
Can we crash here for just a few days?
Ah, we're from Rolling Stone so it's okay