"Theme From A NOFX Album" lyrics - NOFX

We're professional punkers we come from the suburbs after 15 years we're still
Having fun now we're over 30 not looking so pretty at least we got a beat up
Accordian that's erik our drummer his father's a plumber he drank enough booze
To get rhode island drunk now sober but smelly he's got one big belly from
Living the good life provided by punk singin singin singin buy me a becks beer
Or pass me a bong gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song open another
Big box of cheap wine we're over 30 we're doin just fine el hefe is not satanic
He's one hip hispanic he grew up with one dozen cousins and kin he wears baggy
Pants he know how to break dance you've seen him do every impersonation that's
Melvin on six string "some tell me I can't sing" oh I think you can just don't
Do it round me stick with what you know playing guitar solo with hetson and
Watt in punk rock karaoke singin singin singin buy me a becks beer or pass me a
Bong gimmie some bushmills I'll sing you this song open another big box of cheap wine

We're over 30 we're doin just fine my name is fat mike I'm obsessed with big
Lesbians I've been a punk rocker for most of my life I sing kinda flat I'm not
Really so fat but that's how I hit them with a hook or a slice I'm kent I do
Sound look he's getting so round I'm timmy the turtle he counts as he clicks
I'm jay I don't care someone please cut his hair I'm limo from scotland so give
Me haggis singin singin singin buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong gimmie
Some bushmills I'll sing you this song open another big box of cheap wine we're
Over 30 we're doin just fine buy me a becks beer or pass me a bong gimmie some
Bushmills I'll sing you this song we a quaalide or chop we a line we're pushin
40 we're doin just fine give me a casual, pass me a bong, give me glen lebbit
I'll sing you this song open another big box of cheap wine if you take the
Lowe road and I'll take the high