"Do You Like My New Car? (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA
FZ: On the way to the hotel, in a little car..
Mark: Vroom... Vroom... Hey, honey, do you like my new car?
Howard: Oh, it's real cool. Do you know how to get to the Holiday Inn?
Mark: Which one are you staying at?
Howard: The one by the airport. We gotta get up, fly out of here early in the morning, you know?
Mark: Where do you play tomorrow night?
Howard: Dusseldorf
Mark: Oh, you're so professional. They way to get to travel to all those exotic places. Do you really have a hit single in the charts, with a bullet?
Howard: Listen, honey, would I lie to you just to get in your pants?
Mark: Don't talk to me that way! I am not a groupie!
Howard: No, no, I..
Mark: And neither is my girlfriend Jeff
Jeff: No shit, Howie, we just like musicians for friends
Howard: But... But I thought you said you got off being juked with a baby octopus, spewed upon with creamed corn and that your harelipped girlfriend dug it with a hot 7-Up bottle or she went apeshit, I mean, what's the deal?
Mark: All that's true, Howie, all that's true, and sometimes I even dig it with a Jack-In-The-Box ring job, but we are not groupies! We are not groupies, and you remember that if you want to get-
Howard: But, I want some action. I mean, I want a hot, steaming, succulent, ever-widening, dipping, drippy, running, sticking, smearing orifice with a teen-age girl attached to, and I mean, I thought that we were gonna get our rocks off, you know what I mean, uh? Know what I mean, uh? Know what I mean, uh? Know what I mean, uh? Feet on fire! Know what I mean! Know what I mean?
Mark: I have been looking for a guy from a group with a dick which is a MONSTER!
Howard: That's me! Why didn't you say that before? Take me, I'm yours, you succulent San Francisco beauty. Fulfill my wildest dreams!
Mark: Oh! Anything for you, my most seductive pop star of a man... bead jobs, knotted nylons, bamboo canes, ice cubes, Mazola Oil, and/or a [puddy] electric pony harness, air cooled. All these and more..
Howard: I can't stand it! I can't stand it! Give it to me now! Give it to me now right here in the car, it doesn't matter, give it to me right here, I'm ready. Give me the pony harness... Please... Oh, please..
Mark: Only if you-
Howard: Please
Mark: Only if you sing me your big hit record! And I wanna hear the bullet!
Howard: What?
Mark: Well, I have a problem
Howard: Would you like to talk to me about it?
Mark: I can't come!
Howard: Huh?
Mark: I can't come unless you sing me your big hit record, heh heh heh... Please, sing me the record, the one, Howie. And you sing me the bullet!
Howard: The bullet?
Mark: The bullet! Howie, you got to sing the record. The one... you do... come on, Howie... please..
Howard: Okay, okay, baby
Mark: Sing me the bullet
Howard: Bend over and spread 'em. Here comes my bullet..
The Mothers 1970 (2020)
- Red Tubular Lighter
- Lola Steponsky
- Trident Chatter
- Sharleena (Roy Thomas Baker Mix)
- Item 1
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal) (The Mothers 1970)
- "Enormous Cadenza"
- Envelopes (The Mothers 1970)
- Red Tubular Lighter (Unedited Master)
- Wonderful Wino (Basic Tracks, Alt Take) (The Mothers 1970)
- Giraffe (Take 4)
- Wonderful Wino (FZ Vocal, Alt Solo) (The Mothers 1970)
- Introducing... The Mothers (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Wonderful Wino (Live On "Piknik" June 18, 1970)
- Concentration Moon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mom & Dad (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- The Air (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Dog Breath (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Mother People (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Agon (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Call Any Vegetable (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. I (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- Igor's Boogie (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- King Kong Pt. II (Live On "Piknik", June 18, 1970)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Bwana Dik (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Daddy Daddy Daddy (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- Do You Like My New Car? (Live At Pepperland, 9/26/70)
- Happy Together (Live At Pepperland, September 26, 1970)
- "Welcome To El Monte Legion Stadium!" (Hybrid Concert)
- Agon (Hybrid Concert)
- Call Any Vegetable (Hybrid Concert)
- Pound For A Brown (Hybrid Concert)
- Sleeping In A Jar (Hybrid Concert)
- Sharleena (Hybrid Concert)
- The Air (Hybrid Concert)
- Dog Breath (Hybrid Concert)
- Mother People (Hybrid Concert)
- You Didn't Try To Call Me (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. I (Hybrid Concert)
- Igor's Boogie (Hybrid Concert)
- King Kong Pt. II (Hybrid Concert)
- "Eat It Yourself..."
- Trouble Every Day (Hybrid Concert)
- "A Series Of Musical Episodes"
- Road Ladies (Hybrid Concert)
- "The Holiday Inn Motel Chain"
- What Will The Evening Bring Me This Morning (Hybrid Concert)
- What Kind Of Girl Do You Think We Are (Hybrid Concert)
- "What's The Deal Dick?"
- Another M.O.I. Anti-Smut Loyalty Oath
- Paladin Routine #1
- Portuguese Fenders
- The Sanzini Brothers (The Mothers 1970)
- Guitar Build '70
- Would You Go All The Way? (The Mothers 1970)
- Easy Meat (The Mothers 1970)
- "Who Did It?"
- Turn It Down!
- A Chance Encounter In Cincinnati
- Pound For A Brown (The Mothers 1970)
- Sleeping In A Jar (The Mothers 1970)
- Beloit Sword Trick
- Kong Solos Pt. I
- Igor's Boogie (The Mothers 1970)
- Kong Solos Pt. II
- Gris Gris
- Paladin Routine #2
- King Kong (Outro)