"You Sure Drive A Hard Bargain"
I walked into your store Just to have a look around
Asked if you could help me with the bargain I had found
Tried to explain to you darlin'
That I was just a working man
You came up with some term that I could not understand
Oh Little Lady
You sure drive a hard bargain
The price your asking mama is too much for me to pay
Now you're trying to tell me, I can't have it lay away
I know that your merchandise is good
Because your sample proved it so
And if it was to kill me little girl
Oh what a good way to go