JCB: Hey, who are these dudes? Are you a boy, or a girl?
HA HA HA HA . . . HA HA
JCB: What the fuck was that? I wonder if that son of a bitch can play something I might even like!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA Ha
JCB: Hey twerp, play me something I can enjoy!
- Semi-Fraudulent / Direct-From-Hollywood Overture
- Mystery Roach
- Dance Of The Rock & Roll Interviewers
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Prologue)
- Tuna Fish Promenade
- Dance Of The Just Plain Folks
- This Town Is A Sealed Tuna Sandwich (Reprise)
- The Sealed Tuna Bolero
- Lonesome Cowboy Burt
- Touring Can Make You Crazy
- Would You Like A Snack?
- Redneck Eats
- She Painted Up Her Face
- Janet's Big Dance Number
- Half A Dozen Provocative Squats
- Shove It Right In
- Lucy's Seduction Of A Bored Violinist & Postlude
- I'm Stealing The Towels
- Dental Hygiene Dilemma
- Does This Kind Of Life Look Interesting To You?
- Daddy, Daddy, Daddy
- Penis Dimension
- What Will This Evening Bring Me This Morning
- A Nun Suit Painted On Some Old Boxes
- Magic Fingers
- Motorhead's Midnight Ranch
- Dew On The Newts We Got
- The Lad Searches The Night For His Newts
- The Girl Wants To Fix Him Some Broth
- The Girl's Dream
- Little Green Scratchy Sweaters & Courduroy Ponce
- Strictly Genteel
- The Finale