There's no stoppin' the cretins from hoppin'
You gotta keep it beatin'
For all the hoppin' cretins
I'm gonna go for a whirl with my cretin girl
My feet won't stop
Doin' the Cretin Hop
Cretins wanna hop some more
All good cretins go to heaven
Chewing out a rhythm on my bubble gum
The sun is out and I want some
It's not hard, not far to reach
We can hitch a ride