Billy's confused he's been abused,
Billy's bemused with Barbara,
She went with Billy but he's so silly
She's finished with him now.
All the wedding plans have gone down the drain
Will Billy ever see Babs again?
He's a silly Billy,
Why can't Billy not see?
That Babs is just a slag she's a dirty bag
She just wants his willy
But poor Billy can't see
That she's a trollop & he's a silly Billy
Babs is back she's got the knack
Knows how to wrap him round her finger
Her little finger
A kiss and a cuddle now Billy's in a muddle
Coz Babs has gone again
Now what's gonna happen to the honeymoon?
Babs has gone & Billy's been a goon.