THE TOY DOLLS lyrics alphabetically
- 'Chartbuster' / Razzmatazz Outro
- A Bunch O' Faries
- A Far Out Theme Tune
- A. Diamond
- Absurd-Ditties
- Absurd-Ditties (End Bit)
- Alec's Back
- Alec's Gone
- Alfie From The Bronx
- Any Dream Will Do
- Audrey's Alone At Last
- Bachelor Boy / When Garry Married Melanie
- Back In '79
- Bare Faced Cheek Intro
- Bare Faced Cheek Outro
- Bitten By A Bed Bug!
- Blaze Of The Borough
- Bless You My Son
- Blue Suede Shoes
- Bored Housewife
- Bowling Barmy
- Carol Dodds Is Pregnant
- Caught Up The Reeperbahn
- Charlie's Watching
- Cheatin' Chick From China
- Cheerio & Toodle Pip
- Chenky Is A Puff
- Cloughy Is A Bootboy!
- Come Back Jackie
- Commercial Break
- Davey's Days
- Davey's Took The Plunge
- David's XR2
- Deirdre's A Slag
- Dez The Demon Decorator
- Dig That Groove Baby
- Do You Wanna Be Like Dougy Bell?
- Do You Want To Finish... Or What?!
- Dorkamania
- Dougy Giro
- Drooling Banjos
- Eine Kleine Nacht Muzic
- Ernie Had A Hernia
- Everybody Jitterbug
- Fat Bob's Feet!
- Firey Jack
- Fisticuffs In Frederick Street
- Florence Is Deaf (But There's No Need To Shout)
- Frankie's Got The Blues
- Fred Olivier
- Geordie's Gone To Jail
- Glenda And The Test Tube Baby
- Gloomy Intro / Toy Doll Tonic
- Goodnight Irene
- H.O.
- Hanky Panky
- Harry Cross (A Tribute To Edna)
- Harry's Hands
- Her With A Hoover
- How Do You Deal With Neal?
- Howza Bouta Kiss Babe??!
- I Caught It From Camilla
- I Gave My Heart To A Slag Called Sharon From Whitley Bay
- I Tried To Trust Tracey
- I Wish My Eyes Were Ernie's
- I'll Get Even With Steven (Steve Is Tender)
- I'm A Lonely Bastard
- I'm A Telly Addict!
- I'm Gonna Be 500 Miles
- I've Got Asthma
- I've Had Enough O' Magaluf
- Idle Gossip
- If You're In A Pop Group...
- In Tommy's Head
- Introduction
- Ivy's Lurid Lips
- Jean's Been
- Keith's A Thief
- Kids In Tyne & Wear
- Lazy Sunday Afternoon
- Lester Fiddled The Tax Man
- Livin' La Vida Loca
- Livin' On Newton Hall
- Me 'N' John Williams
- Mega Intro
- Mega Outro
- Melancholy Margaret
- Modern School Of Motoring
- My Baby Is A Battleaxe
- My Girlfriend's Dad's A Vicar
- My Wife's A Psychopath
- Nellie The Elephant
- Neville Is A Nerd
- No One Knew The Real Emu
- No Particular Place To Go
- Nowt Can Compare To Sunderland Fine Fare
- Olga Crack Corn
- One More Megabyte
- One Night In Moscow (And We'll Be Russian Home!)
- Orcastrated
- Our Last Intro?
- Our Last Outro?
- PC Stoker
- Park Lane Punch Up
- Please Release Me (Darling I Loathe You)
- Poltergeist In The Pantry
- Poor Davey
- Pot Belly Bill
- Pot Luck Percy
- Poverty Pleadin' Peter
- Queen Alexandra Road Is Where She Said She'd Be...
- Quick To Quit The Quentin
- Razzmatazz Intro
- Rita's Innocent
- Rodney's Memory
- Ron Dixon Dumped D-D
- Rupert The Bear
- Sabre Dance
- She Goes To Finos
- She'll Be Back With Keith Someday
- She's A Leech
- She's A Worky Ticket
- She's So Modern
- Silly Billy
- Sod The Neighbours
- Spiders In The Dressing Room
- Stay Mellow
- Taken For A Mug
- Teenager In Love
- Terry Talking
- The Anniversary Waltz
- The Ashbrooke Launderette...
- The Coppers Copt Ken's Cash!
- The Death Of Barry The Roofer With Vertigo
- The Devil Went Down To Scunthorpe
- The Final Countdown
- The Lambrusco Kid
- The Memory Of Nobby
- The Psychosurgery
- The Sphinx Stinks
- Theme Tune
- There's A Trollop Up Elmwood Street
- Toccata In Dm
- Tommy Kowey's Car
- Tony Talks Tripe
- Toy Doll Tonic / Gloomy Outro
- Turtle Crazy
- Up The Garden Path
- Wakey Wakey Intro
- Wakey Wakey Outro
- We Quit The Cavalry
- We're 21 Today
- We're Mad
- What She Had With Huey
- When You're Jimmy Saville
- Wipeout!
- Worse Things Happen At Sea
- Yellow Burt
- You And A Box Of Handkerchiefs
- You Won't Be Merry On A North Sea Ferry
- Yul Brynner Was A Skinhead