"Masturbitosis" lyrics - BO BURNHAM


I'm the sexiest eukaryote alive.
My mitochondria are so big and powerful.
Look at my fucking Golgi apparatus.
I fucking love it. Yeah, that's it, Golgi.
Keep pinching off lysosomes for me.
I got such a sexy shade of cytoplasm
And my fucking vacuoles mmmmmmm!
Don't get me started,
Oh my fuckkkinnggggmmmmmmmm.
Fuck, I can feel it in my nucleus.
It feels so fucking good.
Oh my god. I'm gonna make myself...
I'm gonna...
Fucking Golgi!
I'm gonna...
I'mmm gonnnnnnnnaaaa


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