"Earache My Eye" lyrics - CHEECH & CHONG

My mamma talk'in to me, try'in to tell me how to live
But I don't listen to her 'cause my head is like a sieve.

My daddy, he disowned me 'cause I wear my sister's clothes,
He caught me in the bathroom in a pair of pantyhose.

My basketball coach, he done kicked me off the team,
For wearing high heeled sneakers and acting like a queen.

Gonna tie my pecker to a tree, to a tree!
Gonna tie my pecker to a tree (Gonna tie his pecker to a tree).

The world's comin' to an end, I don't even care!
As long as I can have a limo and my orange hair.

And it don't bother me if people think I'm funny,
'Cause I'm a big rock star and I'm making lots of money.
Money, Money Money, Money! MONEY! MONEY! Ah-
Hahahaha...

I'm so bloody rich! Haha Haha ha ha...
I own apartment buildings and shopping centers! Ah Haha ha...
I only know three chords, Hahaha ha ha...
Watch me burn... You fools! Hahahahaha!