"The Face That Launched 1000 Shits" lyrics - DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE

DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE
"The Face That Launched 1000 Shits"
(Jay Chilcote)

And I'm standing up in my practice room
I'm all alone, the speakers almost blown
And my new Gibson amp-oh, what the hell

Things are not so different in my vocal master
You're the face that launched one thousand shits
Greeks and Trojans and a thousand shits
The shits lining the shores of Asia minor
Lining all the shores of Asia minor
You can tell that I'm not a minor in Asia no more

I'm standing up
This is the face that launched a thousand shits
I'm standing up
This is the face that launched one thousand ships

This is the face that shot, you'll never have replaced
Splitting up his kingdom into three separate parts
For his sons and their three separate hearts