"Albi" lyrics - FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS

[Jemaine and (Bret)]
In the Marmalade Forest (Forest)
Between the make-believe trees
In a cottage cheese cottage
Lives Albi (Albi)
Albi (Albi)
Albi the racist dragon

[Jemaine (spoken)]
Part 6: and so, all the people of the village chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, very scary cave. And it was so cold and scary in there that Albi began to cry dragon tears-which, as we all know, turn into jellybeans!

Anyway, just at that moment, he felt a tiny little hand rest upon his tail, and he turned around, and who should that little hand belong to but the badly-burnt Albanian boy

[Jemaine (as Albi), spoken]
What are you doing here? I thought I killed you!

[Jemaine, spoken]
... Growled Albi, quite racistly

[Jemaine (as the Badly-Burnt Albanian Boy), spoken]
No, you didn't kill me, Albi. I was just very badly burned. I crawled to safety, and I'm still alive, although I'm very badly disfigured

[Jemaine, spoken]
... Laughed the boy

[Jemaine (as the Badly-Burnt Albanian Boy), spoken]
Why are you crying?

[Jemaine (as Albi), spoken]
I'm crying because all of the villagers chased me here. I think it's because I'm so racist

[Jemaine (as the Badly-Burnt Albanian Boy), spoken]
No Albi, they chased me here, too. It's just because... you and I... we're different

[Jemaine, spoken]
And suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore!

[Jemaine and (Bret)]
So they sat in the cave (the cave!)
And ate bubblegum pie
YUM! (YUM!)

Albi the racist-
Well, not anymore!-
Dragon