"How Could I Be Such A Fool (Cheaper Than Cheep)" lyrics - FRANK ZAPPA

[Verse 1: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
Oh, oh, when I won your love, I was very glad
Every happiness in the world belonged to me, oh
Then our love was lost, you went away
Ah, now I shed my tears in lonely misery

[Verse 2: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
I know now you never really loved me
Well, it hurts me now to think you never really cared
I sit and ask myself a thousand times to try and find
What really happened to the love that we shared

[Chorus: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke & Jeff Simmons]
How could I be such a fool?
(How could I be such a fool? How could I be such a fool?)
How could I believe all those lies you told me?
(How could I be such a fool? How could I be such a fool?)
How could I be taken in by your sweet face?
(How could I be such a fool? How could I be such a fool?)

[Post-Chorus: Napoleon Murphy Brock]
You spoiled our love, you ruined my life
I'm so tore down, I'm a terrible disgrace

[Verse 3: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke]
There will come a time, you'll regret the way, woah
You treated me as if I was a fool and didn't know, didn't know, didn't know (Now, as if, well)
The many times you lied about your love for me
Someone else is gonna know your love was just a show

[Chorus: Napoleon Murphy Brock, George Duke, Both, George Duke & Jeff Simmons]
How could I be such a fool?
(How could I be such a fool? How could I be such a fool?)
How could I believe all those lies you told me? (I)
How could I be, yeah?
How could I be, yeah, woah?
You know, sometimes I talk and I feel (I, I, I, I, I)
How could I be such a fool? Such a fool?
Such a fool? Such a fool? (Yeah)
Such a fool? Such a fool? (Ah) (Wow)
Such a fool? Such a fool (Right) (Fool)