"Intro (Sarsippius' Ark)" lyrics - INFECTIOUS GROOVES

[Spoken:]
Hello, Sarsippius here. Embassador "All-I-Know" original love doctor "Tray-Cheek".
I would like to guide you to the high tones, low tones, mid-range, dbx-range, suckitomi-range
Busting out raw-lack sushi
We're about to clear out all that nasty, sticky, funky, junkie-wax out your ears with some infecto-groovalistical high-bred, high-octane, non-corporate jams past, present and a taste of the future.
These jams are hot, hot like Sarsippius' "Can't take them no-not" Funkystein, 'cause it's all about "Comeda-de-nana"

So let's bow, funky junkies:

Turtle wax