"That Hula Hula"
Underneath the sad Hawaiian moon
Where the sad Hawaiians love to spoon
While the Ukeleles strum a tune
Ev'ry evening you can see them doing
That Hula Hula
Have you seen them do the Hula
The way they do?
I know if you knew
How to do the Hula Hula
You'd be in Honolula
Doing the Hula, too
I can teach you how to do the dance
Tell me, would you like to take a chance?
Shake your hands, quietly advance
In another minute you'll be doing