"Two Ladies" lyrics - JOEL GREY

JOEL GREY
"Two Ladies"

[M.C. and Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee,
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee,
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee.
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
Two ladies.
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
Two ladies.
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
And I'm the only man, ja!
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
I like it.
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
They like it.
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
This two for one!
[M.C. and Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[Girls:]
Two ladies.
[M.C.:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[Girls:]
Two ladies.
[M.C.:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[Girls:]
And he's the only man,
[M.C.:]
Ja!
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[Girls:]
He likes it.
[M.C.:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[Girls:]
We like it.
[M.C.:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[Girls:]
This two for one!
[Girl 1:]
I do the cooking
[Girl 2:]
And I make the bed
[M.C.:]
I go out daily to earn our daily bread.
But we've one thing in common
[Girl 1:]
He,
[M.C.:]
She
[Girl 2:]
And me,
[Girl 1:]
The key,
[Girl 2:]
The key,
[M.C.:]
The key.
Eins,
[Girl 2:]
Zwei,
[Girl 1:]
Drei,
ALL:
Los!
[Girls:]
Oooh! Oooh! Oooh!
[M.C.:]
We switch partners daily
To play as he please,
[Girl 1:]
Twosie beats onsie,
[M.C.:]
But nothing beats threes.
I sleep in the middle,
[Girl 2:]
I'm left,
[Girl 1:]
And I'm right.
[M.C.:]
But there's room on the bottom
If you drop in some night!
[M.C. and Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Two ladies.
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
Two ladies.
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
And he's the only man, ja!
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
I like it.
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
They like it.
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee dee dee dee.
[M.C.:]
This two for one!
[Girls:]
Bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee bee-dle-dee dee!