"Bell Bottom Pants" lyrics - LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III

"This song is dedicated to the United States Navy"
"1, 2, 3, 4"

Everybody got the bell bottom pants
Ain't got the pants, ain't got a chance
At the pop festival, rock festival or folk festival or the dance, oh baby
Dururu bell bottom pants
Dururu bell bottom pants

I went down to the dance and I took a glance and
Everybody was looking askance at me, I didn't have them pants
Dururu bell bottom pants
Dururu bell bottom pants

If you wanna enhance your chances
At the pop festivals and the rock festivals, folk festivals or the dances
Get yourself a pair of them pantsies
That's right the bell bottom pantsies
Yes the bell bottom pants

Everybody got them bell bottom pants
If y'ain't got the pants, y'ain't got a chance
At the pop rock folk slop bop dance, baby

Oh them pants
Oh them pants
Oh them pants
Oh the bell bottom pants