"...And He Gets The Girl" lyrics - LUPE FIASCO

Hold It Now!
I'm just gonna walk up to her and say "Hi"
That's all you gotta do, is say "Hi" (Grab Her!)
Aight? C'mon, Hold it now!

Well, I know I'm not the coolest and this might sound kind of foolish
'Cause I know I'm not the smoothest told myself I shouldn't do this
'Cause I'm not very well suited not the popularest of students
We ain't in the same crowd I always see you with the hoopers
But we got the same lunch, you might see me with the cooler
That's 'cause I don't eat pork, you can never be shook up
Oh, you like Linkin Park, that's the hat from the tour
I got an autographed shirt they wrote "Much Love To Ya"
Man, its really funny how we like the same music
But I really love jazz I was gonna play the tuba
I tried to join the band they said I was really really bad
Didn't really make me sad, I'm used to being a loser
But you, I think you're super, so much I had to pursue ya
I don't believe the things they say on the football team rumors
The quarterback can't spell, I'm his after school tutor
I just took a cue from cupid, but now I think its stupid, I'm sorry...
And then I walked away, think that she'll never talk to me
Like, what were you thinking bringing up the band,
You wouldve gotten a better result if you'd beat her up and ran
You shouldn't've wore your glasses, take your shirt up out your pants
So now it's all over, you won't get another chance, Damn...
I was so close to her, then I felt a hand on my shoulder

She say I know you're not the coolest but I swear you are the cutest
And I know you play the tuba, I seen you at the recitals
It takes alot to get up there and embarrass yourself
But you shouldn't put down, you should merit yourself
That just mean you're not a punk, I like Thelonius Monk
He's the wallpaper on my computer, I love Final Fantasy
I hate first-person shooters, Meteora was nice, but I bought Hybrid Theory twice
Half the cheerleading squad is in a stupor, the only reason I do it is 'cause my mother took state when she was a junior
And she want me to do the same, so I'm like *sigh*
I wanna be an oncologist and diagnose tumors
I got a pet parrot his name is Mr. Tuna, my favorite food is fish remember that for the future
My IM name is Miss Luna, you can hit me up at 6...

How you feelin' man?..Yes... Yes, Yes, Yes, Yes!
Come Seymour, we have things to doo!
That was wonderful, you did things to me, you've never done before
Ah! You're that nerd!
Yeah...
You were wonderful!
Thanks...