"I've Got Two Legs" lyrics - MONTY PYTHON
MONTY PYTHON
"I've Got Two Legs"
I've got two legs from my hips to the ground
And when I move them they walk around
When I lift them they climb the stairs
And when I shave them they ain't got hairs
I've got two...
Live At Drury Lane (1974)
- Introduction
- Llamas
- Gumby Flower Arranging
- Secret Service
- Wrestling
- Communist Quiz
- Idiot Song
- Albatross
- The Colonel
- Nudge, Nudge
- Cocktail Bar
- Travel Agent
- Spot The Brain Cell
- Bruces' Philosophers Song (Bruces' Song)
- Argument
- I've Got Two Legs
- Four Yorkshiremen
- Election Special
- Lumberjack Song
- Parrot Sketch (Pet Shop Sketch)