"Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home" lyrics - OF MONTREAL
I don't know
What is your gift to the world
Many handsome eyes opened up
Your little friend
Learning the names
Best not to count the big day
Jukebox sleepin helped me a lot
Your little friend
[Chorus 1:]
The telephone only lets me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Then it's you to enjoy
Let's make a pact
Allow me that dream
The telephone only lets me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Like we have a choice
Let's make a pact
Allow me the dream
Notes being played
How you care to the face
Add another gem to the world
No fireworks
Letter number 6001 on return
Dose off and let her quietly mosey on in
[Chorus 2:]
The telephone only lets me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Like we have a choice
Let's make a pact
Allow me the dream
The telephone only lets me borrow
The comforts of your voice
Then it's you to enjoy
Let's make a pact
Allow me the dream
The Early Four Track Recordings (2000)
- Dirty Dustin Hoffman Needs A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Gets A Bath
- Dustin Hoffman Thinks About Eating The Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Scrubs Too Hard And Loses Soap
- Dustin Hoffman Does Not Resist Temptation To Eat The Bathtub
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Comes Home
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Seems Suspicious About The Absent Tub
- Dustin Hoffman Feigns Ignorance Of Missing Bathtub (There Is Only One R In Ignorrance)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Calls In Detective To Dust For Porcelain Particules On Dustin Hoffman's...
- Dustin Hoffman's Tongue Taken To Police Lab Where It Is Used As Toilet Paper And Reading...
- Dustin Hoffman Offers Lame Possible Explanation For Missing Bathtub (Front Cover)
- Dustin Hoffman's Wife Makes A Sarcastic Remark, Cuts The Head Off Of A Duck, Places It Where...
- Dustin Hoffman Becomes Indignant And Wets Himself
- Dustin Hoffman Quits Bathroom And Climbs A Tree
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Enter The Bathroom
- Dustin Hoffman's Children Don't Enter The Bathroom