[Les:] I'm going down to South Park, gonna have myself a time
[Stan/Kyle:] Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation
[Les:] I'm going down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind
[Cartman:] Ample parking day or night, people spouting "Howdy neighbor!"
[Les:] Heading on up to South Park, gonna see if I can't unwind
[Kenny:] I love girls with big fat titties, I love girls with deep vaginas
[Les:] So come on down to South Park and meet some friends of mine