"I Never Liked St. Valentine" lyrics - RECKLESS KELLY

RECKLESS KELLY
"I Never Liked St. Valentine"
(Willy Braun / Todd Snider)

St. Cecilia, she been good to me
She always help me find the melody
And old St. Francis, man he's the best
Helped me get some things off my chest

But I never liked St. Valentine
I never liked St. Valentine
No, I Never liked St. Valentine
He's breakin' hearts all over town

St. Patrick, he has his own day too
'Cept on his day you can go get drunk and nobody will get mad at you
You don't have to be Irish
You don't even have to know what it's all about
You can spend the night alone and you won't feel left out

But I never liked St. Valentine
I never liked St. Valentine
No, I Never liked St. Valentine
He's breakin' hearts all over town

You know if you perform two perfect miracles, you're still just a regular guy
Perform one more, and you're a saint

Well I don't even think St. Christopher's a saint anymore
Jolly old St. Nick, look it up, he used to run around with whores
Some saints ain't that saintly, and that's fine
At least they don't come around one time a year to remind me that I Don't have a Valentine

I don't have a valentine
I don't have a valentine
And I never liked St. Valentine
He's breakin' heart's all over town