"Can't Touch Me" lyrics - SETH MACFARLANE

"Can't Touch Me"

Can't touch me!
Can't touch me!

Ju-ju-ju-just like that bad guy from Lethal Weapon 2
I've got diplomatic immunity, so Hammer, you can't sue!
I can write graffiti, even jaywalk in the street
I can riot, loot, not give a hoot, and touch your sister's teat
Can't touch me!

Mayor West: What in God's name is he doing?
Cleveland: I believe that's "the worm".

Stop! Peter-time!
I'm a big shot, there's no doubt!
Light a fire and pee it out
Don't like it? Kiss my rump
Just for a minute, let's all do the Bump!
Can't touch me!

Yeah, do the Peter Griffin bump
Can't touch me!

I'm Presidential Peter, interns think I'm hot
Don't care if you're handicapped, I'll still park in your spot
I've been around the world, from Hartford to Back Bay
It's Peter, go Peter, MC Peter, yo, Peter, let's see Regis rap this way!
Can't touch me!