"Heynerdsshovetheinternetupyourgapinganalcavity@dork.com" lyrics - SPAZZ
SPAZZ
"Heynerdsshovetheinternetupyourgapinganalcavity@dork.com"
Self proclaimed punk king of the net
I hope carpal tunnel is all that you get
The monitors glow is your only light
Beat your meat to your own website
Chatroom junkie, social flunkie
Rule the scene from inside your room
You're safe inside your cyberwomb
Never been to a hardcore show
Got a zillion megabytes but nowhere to go
Crush, Kill, Destroy (1999)
- Zodiak
- Snowcone Ribplate
- Cool Guy
- Dwarf Goober Militia (Gibberish - The Art Of The Ancient Spazz)
- Let's Fucking Go!!!
- The Complete & Utter Destruction Of All Generic Punk-Pop
- Sword Of The Lord
- A Legend In Your Own Mind
- Street Jam To The Second Power
- Hort
- Black 'N' Dekker Crusty Wrecker
- Bobby Dee In The Hour Of Chaos
- Gary Monardo's Record Vault Shirt
- Not Even Phased
- Campaign For Emo Destruction
- Hardcore Before Mark McCoy Was Emo Semen
- Sluta
- Heynerdsshovetheinternetupyourgapinganalcavity@dork.com
- Hoarder
- Now 50% More Pants Shitting
- Let The Beatings Commence
- Chris Pooped At The Skatepark
- Jeb For Ruler Of The (Formerly) Free World
- Staayyyle
- Crush Kill Destroy