"Cosmic Shame (Show)" lyrics - TENACIOUS D

"Cosmic Shame (Show)"

So, uh, If I was gonna just one thing to y'all tonight,
I'd say set the artist free.
I'm talking about this artist in here, set it free!
I'm sayin': Quit your day job.
Now I know alot of you people here are sayin':
"I can't quit my day job, I got kids to feed Jack."
Quit your day job.
Focus on your craft,
One time, before it's all over,
You've died, you've squandered it.
Ya fuckin' robots!

Now after a couple of years,
Of you focusing earnistly on your craft,
KG and I will swoop in,
We will check out your progress,
And we will encourage you to continue;
Or we will say stop,
And then seriously you must stop,
Or penalties will be created and inforced.
'Cause listen, this is the problem:

Sometimes you follow your heart,
Sometimes your heart cuts a fart, (fart sound)
That's the cosmic shame.
That's the cosmic shame.
And I know what you are saying now:
"What makes you guys so fuckin' good?"
I don't fuckin' know, and I don't like it!
I stay up going fuh-uh-uh-uck
Why can't everybody fuckin' have it?
'Cause this is the thing:
Some people learn it on the streets,
Some people learn it in the schools.
Me and KG we were fuckin' born with it homes.
'Cause check it out:


That shit came of the top of my fuckin' head y'all
Off top his head y'all, why?
Off top his head y'all, why?
Off top his head y'all, why?

It's a cosmic shame!