"Perfect 10" lyrics - THE BEAUTIFUL SOUTH

She's a perfect ten, but she wears a twelve
Baby keep a little two for me
She could be sweet sixteen, bustin' out at the seams
It's still love in the first degree

When he's at my gate, with a big fat eight
You wanna see the smile on my face
And even at my door, with a poor poor four
There ain't no man can replace

'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

If he's extra large (That's me) well I'm in charge
I can work this thing on top
If he's XXL, well what the hell?
Every penny don't fit the slot

I get anorexic chicks, who model six
They don't hold no weight with me
Well eight or nine, well that's just fine
But I like to hold something I can see

'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

I've bought a watch, to time your beauty
But I've had to fit a second hand
I've bought a calendar, and every month
Is taken up by lover man

'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight

'Cause we love our love, in different sizes
I love her body, especially the lies
Time takes it's toll, but not on the eyes
Promise me this, take me tonight