"Please Don't Call Me Crazy" lyrics - THE CACTUS BLOSSOMS

THE CACTUS BLOSSOMS
"Please Don't Call Me Crazy"

I got a time machine
Bought it off the TV
Was a commercial break
On Jeopardy
Everything's a gamble
Nothing is free
An answer is a question
Don't ask me

Computer in your pocket
Nobody has to know
Two fingers in the socket
Breaker's gonna blow
Trouble on the line
[?]
What you want
Not what you need

[Chorus:]
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy

Gollum is a hero
On the silver screen
Slicked-back hair
Doesn't mean a thing
Takin' it easy
Takes a heavy toll
She wants it hot
He's gettin' cold

[Chorus:]
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy
Please don't call me crazy