"Nothing To Report" lyrics - NOAH KAHAN

Well, they finally caught those guys who blew up those two police cars
It was a couple college kids that thought the town was dumb as rocks
Like we wouldn't raise an eyebrow at the sudden lack of bullshit
Too few parking tickets written, too few high school parties stopped
Well, I always wish you well when I pass the old gas station
With the banner on the front that says how tolerant they are
But you'll get told to go to hell by some summertime flatlander
With a coexistence sticker on the bumper of their car

[Chorus:]
But it's gone to shit without you
It was shit before, but at least I had you
No, there ain't nothing to report
But I hope you're bored and heading north

I've been taking your advice, trying to scream less at the tourists
I've been working on that time when I asked too much of you
But if I see one more Cybertruck, I swear to God, I'm gonna floor it
I need someone here to talk me out of things I can't undo

[Chorus:]
But it's gone to shit without you
It was shit before, but at least I had you
Oh, there ain't nothing to report
But I hope you're bored and heading north
But it's gone, it's shit without you
It was shit before, but at least I had you
Oh, there ain't nothing to report
But I hope you're bored and heading north