"Steve Berman (Skit)" lyrics - D12

"Steve Berman (Skit)"
(Marshall Mathers / Paul Rosenberg)

["The Way I Am" by Eminem plays in the background.]
[Eminem opens the door.]
"Hey Steve... Uh, Vanessa said you wanted to see me? What's up?"
"Marshall... I can call you Marshall, right?"
"Uhh... sure."
"Good. Sit the fuck down for a second."
"Do you just fucking hate me?"
"Hate you? What-"
"What the fuck have I ever done to you?"
"Your last record, we got lucky. This D12 album is fucked!"
"What's wrong with it?"
"I don't wanna rape my grandmother! I don't wanna have sex with pitbulls! I wanna roll on dubs, I want throw bows, I wanna rock prada!"
"Rock prada?"
"And who the fuck is this Bizarre guy?"
"What do you mean?"
"Do you need a cat-scan?! Where the fuck did you find this guy?!"
"I-I mean, I've known him for like..."
"This album's never coming out."
"Steve, you've only heard one song!"
"Fuck you! Get the fuck outta here! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!"