"The Greatest Country In The World" lyrics - NOFX

NOFX
"The Greatest Country In The World"

You'll probably get carjacked in South Africa
And the women get attacked more in South Africa
The miners get their arms hacked in South Africa
But at least you got the most cases of AIDS

The mountains are flatter in South Africa
You eat worms of a platter in South Africa
Law and order doesn't matter in Johannesburg
But your crime rate is the best in the world

South Africa is the greatest country in the world