"Just Like U" lyrics - D12

"Just Like U"
(R. Arthur Johnson)

[Intro: Eminem]

[Hook: Kids] [4x]
I wanna be just like you
When I grow up, yes I do

[Verse 1: Bizarre]
You don't wanna be just like your daddy
Pimpin' hoes out here drivin' Caddies
Runnin' 'round town, fuckin' with skeezers
Shots in your ass, catchin' diseases
Son, your daddy got a foul mouth
From fuckin' bitches in they foul mouths
I can't help it, my group's D12
All we do is pop pills and stay in jail
Talkin' nasty shit, Bizarre won't stop
I'll fuck two twins, with a midget on top
A sick mind, rapin' an old lady
Knowin' damn well Bizarre shouldn't have a baby
All I can teach you, learn how to mac
Smoke crack, smack a bitch when she talk back
Matter fact, smack your sister, she's a slut
Don't you realize Bizarre don't give a fuck


Don't go to school, become a Catholic priest
Sell crack to your Auntie Denise
If Auntie Denise is short forty cent
Make her get on the ground and (suck) some more (dick)
Nas is gon' probably hate me
When Mos Def hear this he probably gon' suffocate me
Why they let Bizarre rap on Hi-Tek track?
All he gon' do is talk about hoes and smoking crack
If your wife is pregnant I call her a whore
Leave her no money and go out on tour
Nah, I'm playing leave her something
I pack a hot dog and a fucking dirty muffin
You're my son, I'm trying to teach you somethin'
You're (eight) years old? It's time to start fuckin'
You know daddy won't give you the wrong advice
Smoke weed and listen to Obie Trice


All I can tell you how to do is pop pills and stay high
And tell a bitch to suck a dick
I'm a parent, yeah
A motherfuckin' role model