"IDTTYWLM" lyrics - LOUDON WAINWRIGHT III

I don't think that your wife likes me
I don't think that your wife likes me
Why do you suppose that that is?
I don't know

Maybe it's because we go drinking
Maybe it's 'cause you and I go drinking together
And on occasion we take in an off broadway show

Or maybe it's because I'm famous
Yeah, maybe she's just a little bit jealous
Or maybe it's because I was married
And now I'm divorced

On the telephone she sounds so hostile
On the telephone she sounds so hostile to me
And when I see her, man, you know the smile that she flashes me
It's kind of forced

(Breaks string)

Anyway, I-I don't think that your wife likes me
I don't think that your wife likes me
I'm famous and she's jealous
And she probably thinks I'm full of crap

Anyway, I don't think that your wife trusts me
I don't think that your wife trusts you
She thinks I take you out to Eighth Avenue to catch the...
Clap your hands

I don't think that your wife likes me - I don't care
I don't think that your wife likes me -I detest your wife
Why do you suppose that that is?
I don't know